Chalk and Cheeseland - a comedy by Alan Wade

14 May 2025 - 17 May 2025

Introducing Chalk and Cheeseland, a comedy by TOADS member, Alan Wade.

Set in a quirky 1980s school where chaos, eccentricities, and strange education philosophies collide, three wannabe teachers show up for an interview at a school that’s anything but ordinary. With a headmaster who lets students run wild, a Deputy Head with their own agenda, a science lab guarded by an Elvis-lookalike caretaker, and an inspector on the warpath—this is no ordinary job interview!

Meet the three candidates: A rich, spoiled banker’s son; a kind-hearted and qualified teacher with tons of experience; and a hopeful candidate with his overbearing mother by his side. But there's only one position to fill, and absurdity ensues as these unlikely candidates battle for the role in a school like no other...

Tickets from tickets@toads-drama.co.uk

Prices

£7

£6 for concessions

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